Everything is better with dragons!
The Book |
The Film |
Now pay attention! This is the part where the bible starts to come in.
Ommadon: “I can do anything. Test me. Do you want me to reach up and pluck down the Sun?”
Peter: “You can’t do that.”
Ommadon: “Why? Why, you insect? Why?”
Peter: “Seven heads and each one a simpleton. Don’t you know what you reach for isn’t in that position anymore?”
Ommadon: “The Sun is the Sun. I can see where it is.”
Peter: “Where it was pipsqueak. Any schoolboy knows that light travels at 186,300 miles per second. What you see is the Sun’s position eight and a half minutes ago.”
Ommadon: “No magic but mine can move the Sun. I command it.”
Peter: “Not magic gas-head, mathematics.”
The book of Isaiah tells us that once upon a time, King Hezekiah was really sick and was about to die. He was smart though, and prayed to Yahweh for a return to health. Yahweh sent Isaiah to tell Hezekiah that he wasn’t going to die from his sickness. Yahweh was going to add 15 years to his life and as an added bonus Yahweh would keep the Assyrians from conquering Jerusalem. To prove to Hezekiah that he was telling the truth, Yahweh made the Sun move back 10 degrees in the sky.
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You see, no magic but Yahweh’s can move the Sun. Of course because we now know that the earth revolves around the sun, rather than the Sun revolving around the Earth, so Jahweh wasn’t really moving the Sun anyway. He quickly reversed the Earth’s rotation, and then let it return to normal.
This is how cool Yahweh is: The Earth turns at 1,070 miles per hour. Its velocity was reversed instantaneously for a total velocity change of 2,140 miles per hour and nobody on the planet felt it. Then it spun backward for 700 miles and reversed velocity again. Yahweh is so good at damping momentum that the only way anyone could tell Yahweh was jacking with the Earth was by watching a sundial. Awesome!
Moral: no magic but Yahweh’s can move the sun.
Ref: Isaiah 38: 1-8
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