When you want to disparage someone’s character, simply associate him/her with prostitution
One day, long ago, Jehovah was faced with the challenge of getting St. John the Revelator to understand that secularism was fated to spread across the globe. Being perfect, Jehovah came up with a perfect way to do this. He sent an angel and used imagery.
The angel said, “Come here John. I need to show you the great whore that sitteth upon many waters. She is a very busy woman so we had better hurry. All the kings of earth have sex with her and everyone on earth gets drunk from the wine that leaks out of her during sexual intercourse. It sounds odd, I know; but you’ll understand once you see her.”
The angel carried John out, deeper and deeper into the wilderness until they saw her.
John wrote that the woman was sitting on a red monster with seven heads and ten horns. She was wearing a purple dress with a red sash and had a gold cup in her hand. The cup was full of sin and the “filth” of all the illicit sex.
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| Rampant Secularism is a hot chick riding a red dinosaur |
The woman had writing on her forehead that said:
MYSTERY, babylon the great
the mother of HARLOTS
and of abominations of the earth
John noticed the woman was a little tipsy from drinking human blood, shed by those who die in the service of Christ. Of course, the strangest thing of all was: that woman was HOT!
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| Scarlett Johansson - Not rapmant secularism, but still hot |
Moral: secularism is a hot slut that leaks wine during sex.
Ref: Revelation 17:1-6
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| Kate Upton - Also not secularism, and also hot |
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